Bong Prem!

Prem, byaparta Bangali chirokaal bhool execute korechhe!
Robindronaath theke Shokti tene-hinchre, Nondon-Nolbon enfor-onfor
kore emonki Modern formula'y Internet'er pindi chotkiye aamra chhimchham ekta Prem daar koriye di byote kintu Chhadna-Tola'y
land korar agei kato Prem je shopat collapse kore ta bhableo ga shiure othe!

Tao bujhtum jhogra-jhaati,gola-goli theke gola-guli suru hoye Prem gochha gyachhe! Ta noy,e pora bangodesh'e na jaani kato Bong-Love-Song sudhu Shoheed hoar nesh'ayjhule gyalo! Ami nischit aaj'o survey korle dekhben je Poschim Banglay Per Capita Elopement annyo sob rajjo'er theke kom!
Chhiii! Robindronaath'er bangshodhor'era sudhu gaan'ei baandh bhenge gyalo!

Udaharon? Para'y-Para'y..oli-goli choturdik'e!Aamader para'ri Hutumdaa'r kotha dhorun..kichhudin aage HutumDa'r phone'e tragedy jhor tulechhilo..onnyo dik'er kotha kichhuti sunte parini, sudhu HutumDa'r elopathari-ashohay kotha gulo kaan'e elo!Sei tuku ami tuke dilum:




-Hello?Hello?

-Hello?Are line kete kete jachhe..na na..tomar signal'e problem..baranday esho na..

-Hello?Hya!..hya?...Hya sunte pachhi!

-Hm..Na go..etao holona..interview ta mone hoy got up chhilo bujhle..maal gulo agei karur bhagney-bhaipo ke side kore

rekhechhilo..

-Nahh..pau-rooti khaoar poisa nei to bhaat!Laltuder phone ta achhe tai ....

-Tomay fasiye dilum na..tobe no tension..bhabchhi kids garment er delaership nebo..Borda ta sho-pachek chharlei hoto kintu Boudir kotha to jano..

-Hm..athoba aajkal lottery byapartao public khachhe bujhechho..dipu'dar mishtir dokan'er pashe jodi..

-Sei chheletai?...Engineer na?...

-Tomar Baba ki bollen?.......O..

-Ar tumi?...Ahh..to ki hoyechhe..

-Aar duto mash jodi...ohho...

-Tomar Baba'r shori ekhon kemon?

-O..Boshekh..eta bodh hoy Choitro,tai na?

-Oi holo..

-Na na...thanda-garom legechhe bodh hoy..tai ektu..o kichhu noy re paagli...tui ..

-Shon..

-Emonti koris na..mairi..amar kintu...mane..na..hya...ei dyakho...

-Knadis na..dekhis tor Bor toke heabby bhalobasbe..

-On God!Mairee!

-aarey..


-Jaah!Ami ki korlam?

-Dekhis ami thik shamle thakbo..cigeratte barabo na..konno tension koris na...hya..hya..hya...

-Kaal ekbaar ashbi?Park'er sei benchi'tay?Mane erpor jodi..

-Dhur paagli..

-O..

-Besh....dekhi..katowa'y mama dokan chalate parchhena eka haat'e..buro manush..bhabchhi okhanei..

-Palaate jabo keno?

-Emonti koris na..pa'e pori tor..

-Aya?

-Dhyaatt..aami abar gurujon...

-Dukkho korisne re..tui sukhi hobi..mon bolchhe..Bamun'er chhele to..brohmo bakyo bed bakyo..dekhis...

-Dekhis..Bor-Bachha-Maruti-Matinee Show.. sob mile byapok songsar korbi..

-Na..mairi..bolchhi..ektuo kandini..Ei dyakho..Bamun'er chhele..sondhye bela karur naam'e dibyi kaata nisedh je..

-Aami? Dekhi kal Katwa kete porbo bhabchhi!..

-Oi? Hello? Hello?....Achhis naaki?....Hello?

-Jaah! Kete gyalo!




(punoscho: HutumDa ke sei din'er por aar paraa'r keu konodin dyakheni, emonki Katwa porjonto khonj koreo tar kono hodis aar meleni)