Taaj-Baaji

Bojho kando!Sapto-Aschorjyo niye aabar notun ghaamachi-sfuron keno? Er kono mane hoy? Chhoto belay dozen dozen kan-mola kheye mukhosto korlum..tobe giye magoj'er kono ek kon'e dui-ek ounce G.K. jomechhilo. Nao thyala..software'er moto aajkaal gyan'ero New Version toiri hochhe.


Ki byapar? Jaana gyalo je Sapto-Aschorjyo taar status khuiyechhe.Aabar shuru hobe kochlani- "Kara notun Sapto Aschorjyo?" ta niye!Byparta ruddhoswash!Opinion poll, SMS, Email sob mile Gano-Idol'er samosto moshla mojut!Dukkho ektai..Statue of Liberty TV screen'e komor mochkate parbe na..Gizah'r pyramid muscle fuliye shur bhanjte parbe na!



Vote diye Sapto-aschorjyo bechhe neoa? Sune para'r BotkuDa sanghatik uttejito..."Aaibbas..tai naaki!Achha, Alimuddin ke nominate kora jay na? Lenin Kasam, Vote'e jeta niye to kono tension nei...."! Nomination sob thik hoye gyachhe sune ekkebare dom'e gechhilo BotukDa! Tarpor jakhon janalum je Moscow'r Kremlin palace'o sapto aschorjyer dour'e achhe takhon ek set paan'er chhop-wala laal daant sajiye dilo(Laal Hashi!!).



Dour'e Bharot'o achhe!Sona jachhe naki Taaj Mohol ei race e poyla nombor Ghod(r)a! Jaago public jaago! SMS-Emali'e entaar vote thuk'e Taj Mohol ke jetan...aaj ami bollum..du ek din'er modhyei Sorkar-Bahadur khod math'e naamte cholechhen..Public ke Taj-tonic'er dose gelate.Shah Jahan tumi Champion! Proja jutaano, harem-baaji chaliyeo emon ekta Marbel Marvel khara korle je aaj'o Bangali dampotyo chaandni raat'e Taaj na dekhe chumu khete sikhlona! Haaja'r manush er rakto chhoya oi saada mohol ta je kon opurbo mayaajaal'e aajo manush'er mon'er shupto romance'e katukutu diye cholechhe... ke jaane!







Punoscho: 07/07/07 tarikh'e foysala,tar aage Deshprem chhoriye din jire-foron'er moto; Taaj Baaji suru korte eikhane unki-jhnuki marte paren www.n7w.com 'e.

Tomake Dekhchhi College Street'er Mor'e

College Street ke jatoi The Couch of Bong-Intellegntsia
bole chalano hok, ei jayga'tir moto Cosmopolitan mejaaj
bhu-bharote paoa mushkil!Karon ektai- Boi, Boi,
Boi...sada-kalo'y samosto jagot-somuddur!Haajar desh'er,
lokhyo manush'er gandho makha koti-koti boi! Shei biliti
probaad'ti jodi manen..A Book Is Your Best Friend...tahole
biswas korun emon Bandhob-purno sthaan bhu-bharot'e nei.

Coffee House, University hall, Presidency College, Hair
Saheb'er School,College Square aar saari saari Boi'er
dokan raastar du-paash jure..College Street'er sob cheye
daabimoy angshoti holo ekhankar purono boi'er dokaangulo!
Bisesh kore aamar moto rojgaar-hin boi-bajaaru chhatro
hole taer peten je College Street'er purono boi'er jhaanpi
haatre dekhle magoj'er ghilu spark korbei!Jol'er dor'e Gem
chaile najor rakhte hoto footpaath'e majhe-majhe aniomito
jara boi stup kore niye boshto. Sekhane purono
ponjika,telephone directory theke Kafka,Hemmingway sob
milbe!Sudhu dhoirjyo dhore khunjte hobe. Kono nirdishto
boi khunjle, ei beoarish boi'er stupe khure ta paoa
mushkil. EKhane ashol moja holo je ekmon'e boi ghat'te
ghat'te achomka aapni peye jete paren kono masterpiece.
Hemmingway'r Old Man And The Sea ami gato bachhor
pocketostho korechhilam matro 5 taka'y!Purono boi'er arekta
mosto akhra hochhe Calcutta University'r paash diye je
raasta ti Central Avenue theke eshe College Street'e
mischhe.

Robibar sokaal'e jakhon gota College Street bandho..takhon
footpath'e ek dol boi-wala boshen purono boi bikri
korte..somoy thakle ei khaan'e book-hunting ek oshadharon
obhiggyota! Tobe ei purono boi kenar moja tarai upobhog
korte paren jara dor-koshakoshi te gold medalist.

Tobe college street sudhu boi'e noy..achhe mejaaj'e-

Tram'er ghor-ghor..

Bhir Bus'er gongani...

"Didi, ki boi khujchhen?..Dada..eidike asun.." kore boi-wala'der haakdaak....

Coffee House'er adda...

College Square'er prem...

Footpath'e Chay'er dokaan..

Addyi-jug'er Delkhusha Restaurant...

Pramount'er Sharbot....

Little Magazine'er Stall.....

Poster-Deoal Likhon.......

Meeting-Michhil.....

Aar mor'e dariye adda deoa university-ferot chhele-meye'r
dol...jader dyakha matroi hingshro smriti cardiac mochor
debei..

College street'er nadi bujhte hayto besh kichhu agochhalo
bikel lege jay ! Kromosho guro guro smriti chhoriye jaabe
magoj er anache-kaanache! College Street'e jodi ekshomoy
aapnar kono somoy ana-gona theke thake tahole bujhben je
ekmaatro Prothom premikaa'r haat'er talur sparsho chhara,
College Street'er moto Nostalgic shurshuri bodh hoy aar dwitioti
nei!

Kabir Suman: Aapni Ebong..

Koishor'er album myarmyare hoye gyalo Suman; Bayosh dourochhe bole noy-hoyto dhulor porot puru hochhe bole.

Aapni bolben bayosh'e dhulo jome-ami bolbo koi?Ekhono chhutir gandho chinte pari, ekhono prem bhablei buk dhopor-dhopor, ekhono anko maane Juju-tobe?Kotha to serokomi chhilo tai na!

Buriye jak Bajar'er tholi- Snan Ghor-Chumu-Gaal'er chamra.......

Tobu Pujo neel-saada mekhei asbe,fulkopir singara jib'e jol enei chharbe,cigeratte jwalte shei chile-kotha'r abdaal'i proyojon hobe aar-Aapni Gaiben!

Mukher Rong'ete noy,

Cholke otha buli'te noy

Gaalagaal e noy

Sur,Bhasha,Bhalobasha,Jhor,Rokto,Swapno,Alingon,Sneho, Protibaad , Osru,Bhalobashay..

Kabir Suman gaiben.

Dyakho dekhi ki onnyay-aapnake nilem'e choralum! Aisan chai,waisan chai-Bhao ketna? Ja ichhe tai!!Aapni jwalben agun ar ami aapnake dhaki ornay! Aapni ki lojja-jugol?

"Soukhin hok tobu e gaan ek faali protirodh

Tomar lorai aamar konthe gaan'er jibon bodh"

Jibon bodh ki narom hoye ashe Suman? Protirodh'e bujhi sur ar baaje na?Keno baajlona sur panjore,panjore,Nondigram'e? Keno aapnar "Khaal Khinchba"r 'byatha'?
Suman, aapni kator Manush'er dukkhe?Chokh chholchhol?Bhari thont jora bujhi kenpe kenpe nonta batashe? Biswas korun ami biswas kori-sparsho kori.. aapnar noy.. Tomar buk'er haar!

Tobe aaj media-bytes kyano Suman? Rongeen tokma keno?
Aapni sudhu Guitar kandiye dekhun Suman..Aartonaad'e buk pete di kina!

Koishor'er Daabimoyota jhere fele Joubon mithyer munafa sikhte shuru kore.Er aage samosto'tai mithye likhechhi Suman.Sudhui bhalobashi aapnake!

Bong Prem!

Prem, byaparta Bangali chirokaal bhool execute korechhe!
Robindronaath theke Shokti tene-hinchre, Nondon-Nolbon enfor-onfor
kore emonki Modern formula'y Internet'er pindi chotkiye aamra chhimchham ekta Prem daar koriye di byote kintu Chhadna-Tola'y
land korar agei kato Prem je shopat collapse kore ta bhableo ga shiure othe!

Tao bujhtum jhogra-jhaati,gola-goli theke gola-guli suru hoye Prem gochha gyachhe! Ta noy,e pora bangodesh'e na jaani kato Bong-Love-Song sudhu Shoheed hoar nesh'ayjhule gyalo! Ami nischit aaj'o survey korle dekhben je Poschim Banglay Per Capita Elopement annyo sob rajjo'er theke kom!
Chhiii! Robindronaath'er bangshodhor'era sudhu gaan'ei baandh bhenge gyalo!

Udaharon? Para'y-Para'y..oli-goli choturdik'e!Aamader para'ri Hutumdaa'r kotha dhorun..kichhudin aage HutumDa'r phone'e tragedy jhor tulechhilo..onnyo dik'er kotha kichhuti sunte parini, sudhu HutumDa'r elopathari-ashohay kotha gulo kaan'e elo!Sei tuku ami tuke dilum:




-Hello?Hello?

-Hello?Are line kete kete jachhe..na na..tomar signal'e problem..baranday esho na..

-Hello?Hya!..hya?...Hya sunte pachhi!

-Hm..Na go..etao holona..interview ta mone hoy got up chhilo bujhle..maal gulo agei karur bhagney-bhaipo ke side kore

rekhechhilo..

-Nahh..pau-rooti khaoar poisa nei to bhaat!Laltuder phone ta achhe tai ....

-Tomay fasiye dilum na..tobe no tension..bhabchhi kids garment er delaership nebo..Borda ta sho-pachek chharlei hoto kintu Boudir kotha to jano..

-Hm..athoba aajkal lottery byapartao public khachhe bujhechho..dipu'dar mishtir dokan'er pashe jodi..

-Sei chheletai?...Engineer na?...

-Tomar Baba ki bollen?.......O..

-Ar tumi?...Ahh..to ki hoyechhe..

-Aar duto mash jodi...ohho...

-Tomar Baba'r shori ekhon kemon?

-O..Boshekh..eta bodh hoy Choitro,tai na?

-Oi holo..

-Na na...thanda-garom legechhe bodh hoy..tai ektu..o kichhu noy re paagli...tui ..

-Shon..

-Emonti koris na..mairi..amar kintu...mane..na..hya...ei dyakho...

-Knadis na..dekhis tor Bor toke heabby bhalobasbe..

-On God!Mairee!

-aarey..


-Jaah!Ami ki korlam?

-Dekhis ami thik shamle thakbo..cigeratte barabo na..konno tension koris na...hya..hya..hya...

-Kaal ekbaar ashbi?Park'er sei benchi'tay?Mane erpor jodi..

-Dhur paagli..

-O..

-Besh....dekhi..katowa'y mama dokan chalate parchhena eka haat'e..buro manush..bhabchhi okhanei..

-Palaate jabo keno?

-Emonti koris na..pa'e pori tor..

-Aya?

-Dhyaatt..aami abar gurujon...

-Dukkho korisne re..tui sukhi hobi..mon bolchhe..Bamun'er chhele to..brohmo bakyo bed bakyo..dekhis...

-Dekhis..Bor-Bachha-Maruti-Matinee Show.. sob mile byapok songsar korbi..

-Na..mairi..bolchhi..ektuo kandini..Ei dyakho..Bamun'er chhele..sondhye bela karur naam'e dibyi kaata nisedh je..

-Aami? Dekhi kal Katwa kete porbo bhabchhi!..

-Oi? Hello? Hello?....Achhis naaki?....Hello?

-Jaah! Kete gyalo!




(punoscho: HutumDa ke sei din'er por aar paraa'r keu konodin dyakheni, emonki Katwa porjonto khonj koreo tar kono hodis aar meleni)

Mrinal-Manik-Memory

Bangali'r ghor'e ghor'e jato Nandon(ik) Mejokaka, sobai trahi Modhusudon rob'e mogoj lotkachhyen! Sotyojit, Hritwik ekhon Janmodibos Udjapon er Commodity, baki roilen Dear Old MrinalBabu..tini'o ei 22'se May 84'te pa dilen!

Media te Happy Birthday Holla ar edike amaader parar Film-Bujhiye Jyethu ghano ghano bhirmi khachhen ei bhebe je "Gyalo..gyalo..bayosh genius generation'er sesh lok'tir oporo thaaba chapiye dilo". Ami Hrituporno,Gautom kore jei knui-knui korechhi omni "Ramoh..." bole aantke uthlen,"Golda ar Pabda ek holo?"! Chup kore gelum.

Ei paaglamo ki fundamentalism?


Aantel-goshthi'o moulobaad?

Na bodh hoy!

Eta hayto nichhok shobuj Romance..Romance shei somoy ta ke ghire jakhon ei shekele shorir guli emon jubu-thubu chhilona, matha'y Alzhimer-buk'e pacemaker chhilona! Bhir kore asha sei Eastman color makha dingulo to Swarno-Jug hoye uthbei chokh'er chaalshe overtake kore...karon takhon eder jukti-buddhi ke chaabkabar jonnye X-gen eshe pouchhoyni!'

P.S.: Mrinal Babu ke Janmodin'er onek onek Subhechha(Anglyami kore jure di "Belated")!Aapnar bhubon sundor thakuk.

Robi Is Cool

Ar ekta 25'se Bosekh don-boithok diye gyalo Bangali mejaaj’e! Cholke otha sangskriti chubiye diye gyalo sahor—Aha…Bongobhum gorechhile bote bidhaata..ek thakur'ei culture quotient mog-daal chhuyechhe!

Tinni'r school'er samobet Aguner Paroshmoni theke Ginni'r jhul jhara harmonium'er pnyapor-pnyapor, chokh kocnchlano Probhaat feri theke addir punjabi-garod'er saree'r khosh-khosh..ahha..ki gobhir cultural shurshuri!

Nandigram,Go-Hyero team India,Chyator-Pyator Ghaam, Traffic Jam; sob mile jibon jot pakiye gyalo Guru,Bhaggyish 25'se Boisakh'er chhutko kishmish goriye bongo-nola'r doga'y elo..Public lungs'e bhoosh-bhoosh oxygen tene banchlo!Utsob'er buri to chhuyei kallolini-cocktail; Bong Joy!

Dhonnyi kobi'r adhhyaboshay!
Bangali Geye uthuk, Turki nachuk, Prem koruk, Gollay jaak, Jhogra koruk, Ghoosh khaak, Dari rakhuk, Bou petak: sob'etei thake acute Kobification!

Copyright gochha gyalo kintu bong-biplobi'ra bhaari golaa'y Gurudeb ke quote na kore hanch'teo shikhlo na. Emonki gen-x FM channelo'o 25'se Bosekh slogan tullo "ROBI IS COOL" ebong ei byapare ami'o ekmot! Dinosaour-sulabh gambirjyo niyephooldaani-harmonium-maapa hashi te bandha Robindro Jayonti'r ashorer cheye Robindronath aaj'o onek beshi trendy..thuri...anek beshi prashongik!

ব্লগ-বাজ

আর চিন্তা নেই।

বাঙালিকে আর রোখা যাবে না।

আর সামান্য (এবং কিঞ্চিত গোলমেলে ) কবিতা ছাপাবার জন্যে সম্পাদক’কে তোল্লাই দিতে হবে না।

আর প্রেমে লটর-পটর হয়ে ডায়েরি লিখে প্রাণপাত করতে হবে না।

পলিটিক্স কে পাবলিক-জণ্ডীস বলে গাল পারতে আর “প্রিয় সম্পাদক” বলে আনন্দবাজারের ঠ্যাং ধরতে হবে না।

কেন ?হাউ ?

বাঙালি যে ব্লগিং শিখে গ্যাছে। ঘ্যাচাং ঘ্যাচাং করে শাণিত তলোয়ারের মত “পোস্ট”-সমূহ জন-ইণ্টেলেক্ট এসপার-ওসপার করে দেবে; হাতে-গরম গায়ে-কাঁটা। বাঙালি মননের নব্য জি-স্পট ; ব্লগ-স্পট।

কে বলে যে ব্রিগেডে বুক্তুনি ঝেড়ে আর ফুটবল মাঠে খেউড় করে খতম হয়ে গ্যাছে ? কে কয় যে বাঙালির ঘিলু কফি হাউসে ভাত ঘুমে মগ্ন ?

বাঙালিকে একবার ব্লগ-খোর হতে দিন, সমস্ত অভিযোগ ভ্যানিস হয়ে যাবে।

পোপ থেকে পরশুরাম ;

ডেঙ্গু থেকে মশাগ্রাম; বং-ব্লগের দাপট রইবে সর্বত্র।

বাঙালির সমস্ত আশা-ভরসা-জিজ্ঞাসা এইবারে ব্লগ মারফত্‍ পৌছে যাবে ট্যাঙ্গরা ট্যু টেক্সাস।

তোপসে মাছে স্প্যানিশ ঝোলের রেসিপি কী ?

বাঙাল-ঘটি মিল মহব্বত-হয়ে গেলে কী বাঙ্গালিয়ানা চটকে যাবে ?

নেতাজী কী এখনো বহাল তবিয়তে তিব্বতে বসে স্যুপ খাচ্ছেন ?

সমস্ত আলোচনা রক-রান্নাঘর থেকে উড়ে এসে পড়বে ব্লগ-কুয়োতে।

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