Retirement!

Ek prakton chup chap dariye roilen. Keu chinlona na, keu bujhlona- Chaapa nishwas buk buje roye gyalo. Bohu duniya'r dhulo choshe, bohu madarir haat ghure,Nashto hoye,Daana khuiye manushta aaj mom-baati'r chuiye naama chokh'er jol: Chholechhole ushnota!

AboniBabu aaj theke aboshor-prapto; tar annyodaata company'ti bayosh puron'e taake Golden Handshake'e juriye diyechhe:
Retirement! Pension-Potni-Putro-Providend Fund- Ei Sob jure akaash aaj gola tipe bolchhe Sesh..Sesh..Sesh!Balance Sheet'er Asset hote tumi ekhon Liability'r ghor'e sthanantorito! Bneche thako..Mohakaal jatodin na write-off korchhe ek mutho jol-jyanto bastob ke!

Kato bhabna, akaash kusum- Retirement Plans!

Gopalpur'er somuddur ghyaansha baari'r balcony
EasyChair
Paashe bosha doraj hashi'r grihini pan-tuktuke thnote!
Joubon'er kena kato na pora boi'er paata oltano !
Chhele-Bou-Naati-Naatni jomjomaat!
Ek mutho sobuj maakha bhor: Phool,Sisir maakha!
Saanti maakha sesh "Ei Chollum" haasi!


Kothay ki!!
Purono kolkata'r endo goli'r bhitor polestora khosha akaash
Hnaapor'er moto haapano khaat
Athorbo jibon-shokti hin pran'er manush'khani
Gholate chosma'r knaach'e jhnaapsha prithibi
Jibon'er srot'e dure shore jaoa Chhele bou'er annyo groho'er flat-bariti
Shyaola jorano Bathroom o Bikel
Dhnuo gela enfor-onfor lungs aar sachharine-saada rakto boye osthir din gona: MIS ba Ultimatum'er!

Sahore Brishti

Sahore Brishti
Sahore Brishti

Kolkata'r jabotio Garom dhuye-muchhe saaf! Jaani..Jaani..e sukh matro 2 din'er...tarpore abbar din'er byala chaandi fatbe-raat'er bela nabhi-swas! To ki? Apatoto sudhu " Ei jhoro-jhoro mukhoro badolo din'e Khichudi-Omlette"!!


Aaaah....hnaap chharlum....oxygen pelum! Blog e Garom niye entaar kopchechhilum,Eibar Borsha elo..samnayo gola fatabo na?


Ei je borsha elo..eropor theke sursur kore Ilish chheye felbe bajaar...se ek mayaabi onubhuti! Kada pyanch-pyanch bajar-Gholate holud aalo-Aansh gandho-tar modhye Rupoli jhilik mara Mohomoyi- tar'i modhye romharshok ilish'e-ayesh!

Brishti elo, Garom kabu holo-esob to bhalo byapar-:mushkil hochhe ei prothom Brishti'r je Kobita-Kobita amej..ta puncture korte achhe sahorer jol-nikaashi byabostha! Aar jodi aapni Modhyo ba Uttor kolkatay land koren tahole to kothai nei!
Komor jol'e chhop-chhop kore dive dite dite- daab'er kholay water polo khelte khelte egiye cholechhen: Drishyota besh chena lagchhe? Tahole aapni Calcuttian To The Core- Raasta-Pukur'er jhamela'ati sudhu dekhben, romance kichhutei bujhben na. Keno? Boli...

Amar ek Delhi-bashini Porichita samproti Kolkata bhromon'e esechhen. Oi daapute brishti'r din'e tini ghotona chokre giye porechhilen College Street'er komor jol'e. Delhi'r nyapa-pnochha rastay hill mariye obhyesh tar..soukhin skirt duliye jeina College Street'er chhopat jol'e thayng dubiyechhen..Omni tar prithibi-borsha-mukhor!Jhopat sur'e thik kore fellen je premik'ke niye tar songsar'er houseboat tini ei Kolkataiyaa Daal lake'ei bhashaben!

Rakhis Ma rosh'e-bosh'e-bongodesh'e!

Missed Call

Khnejure alaap er jug sesh. Bong-Economy ekhon Economize korar dike jhukechhe. Khaanja Adda'r bilaas gujra jamaana!Adda-khor'era sesh,je du-ek piece achhe tar aschhe Bosekh'er moddhyei vanish hochhe.Somoy kom, kharoch beshi:Atoeb telephone nyakami to botei emonki Cell Phone'e dhosta-dhosti'o adhunik somaje bheto-bilaash'er porjay.

Eta shortcut er jug! Perpendicular-Base noy Hypotenuse, Syllabus noy Suggestion,Biplob noy Brigade, Jukti noy Gaali, Call noy Missed Call..

E je ki surreal-astro public aaotay porechhe ki boli! Ron'e-Bon'e-Jangol'e sarbotro Cell-phone'tir knont kore, samanyo mihi henchki tule, thanda mere jaoa aar tar jore "kyamon achho-bhalo achhi" theke "chumu-chhuri" porjonto espar-ospar hoye jaoa! Sanghatik..tai na?

Kipte-Kamaan'i bolun ba X-Gen Bluff bolei chalaan...Missed Call ekhon kono shaak-chachhori byapar noy;barong ritomoto shilpo...mihi-shilpo ekkebare...mane fine arts jare koy...

Ek ekta missed call'e duniya hele-dule jachhe...appo(gneyo'ra bole appointement) thik hochhe, Ogo-Hya Go konchla-konchli hochhe, hoomki chalachali hochhe...Ishara-Biggyan'e emon technical hatiyaar ar dwitioti nei!

Ei sedin bikel'e, BoltuDa chou-raasta'r mor'e chitpaat hoye porechhilo...pocket theke majhe-majhei mozart-marka mobile gaan samanyo knokiye uthe theme jachhe...pocket haatre or mobile ti baar kore dekhlum MinuDidi mane Boltuda'r premikaa'r missed call aschhe..eker por ek missile'er moto!Bodh hoy kono bishesh bulletin janabar chhilo!

Tonduri-Kopal MinuDidi'r...janteo parlo na Missed Call'guli jei manush'tir jonnye..10 minute aagei shei BoltuDa'kei ekta beyadop truck romance'er toakka na kore pishe diye gyachhe!

Premikaar Prem: Purush'er Politics

Jaahabaaz byapar!

Aamar premika'r prakton premik chhhilo!!!

Isshhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Ma go....................


Buk-tuk henchre chhenchre ekakar...Iodine koi?


Ettogulo premika'y gnotta kheye eshe ei meye'tir bud(r)i chhuye bhablum...Jaak baap, ei chhilo one piece aamar jonnye programmed...jute gyachhe..eibaar e mocchob hok!!!!!


Shoni pujo'y khuchro chhorano mar-mar-kat-kat effect dilo!Jhokejhoke toktoke premika..Bisleri-samo jibon-songini...Lokchokkhu tnatnate tnatnate topke jabe ar ami ekti nad(r)i te Mughlai Harem khunje pabo...tofa!!!


Ettosob neel-sobuj bhabte bhabte doom kore alu-bhaat'e makhay sukno lonka chotkiye eshe porlo Premikaar itihaas...

Arrey bapu itihaas bhugol amar thakbe...seta holo giye male-prestige! Tai bole Premika'r jhulite x-prem? ooooooiiii sabbonash....jake bole buk-puncture! Ami Rima'r angul chhuye meu-meu korechhi besh...ami Jhuma'r dik'e takiye chokh tipechhi besh..emon ki Roma ke bhujung diye chilekothay sotkechhi to bhi besh..tai bole aamar present premikaar past perfect romance shunte hobe? Ufffffff....bhabtei mone hochhe jhaanp di!


Amaar dik'e cheye tip-tip drishti te bola je .."ekti chhele chhilo..."...ufff..!
Boli eta sincerity bolei chalao ar "Tomay lukabar kicchuti ne...tumi'i je aamar sob go" bole pandel bandho..ultimately this is Chabuk on Singho-keshor...Purush-Pungob slogan eibaar jhartei hobe.


Knede bhashao...murchha jao....aamar thyang'e khooli thyakao..golchhina..meye-manush'er abar etto rong-chong keno ga?


Bhalobasho? Proman dao!
June'er dupure chhate uthe chhou neche
Victoria'y marbel chete
Reshamiyaar gaan'e neche
Gusthi-suddhur dibbi kete...

Tobe bujhbo!


Sandeho-bhaja, Khosh-khoshe, Shyaola Makha Purush hridoy: Magoj-thappor chhara chinte sikhlona toltole chokher kone bhije thaka lajuk swikarokti:
"Tomakei Bhalobashi"!

Garom!!

Garome kolkata konchle gyalo! Ufff....ki gero re baap!

Bitkel rod, pyanchor-pyanchor ghaam,Bus'e hansh-fansh, Pith'e ghamaachi..gurudeb, du ek tukro megh side karo..Kolkata jhopat jol'e haaf chharuk!

Arrey moshai, Bong-Songoskriti Song-aakriti niyechhe garom'er chote!

Dari barale chulkuni, coffee house bhyapsha, Nandon chorki kaatle taalu fotash,kabyo shukiye gelusil, hajom-shokti rogd(r)e gyachhe!Constipation ar Chappel-khisti baad'e bangalir ar roilo ta ki?

Ei garom'e ar sei neo-classical melody'ota nei je taant'er saaree'r premikaa gola knapiye "Ek Boisakh e dyakha holo dujonar" gaaibe, jethima aam pora sarbot khaaoabe, ar bikele'e gonga'r dhare furfure haoar saathe badaam bhaaja urbe!

Summer ekhon some war!
Global Warming-Pollution-Aam paakano Carbide: ei teen bullet'e samosto Himsagor haashi ghoshe-meje saaf kore diyechhen Bidhaata!

Taaj-Baaji

Bojho kando!Sapto-Aschorjyo niye aabar notun ghaamachi-sfuron keno? Er kono mane hoy? Chhoto belay dozen dozen kan-mola kheye mukhosto korlum..tobe giye magoj'er kono ek kon'e dui-ek ounce G.K. jomechhilo. Nao thyala..software'er moto aajkaal gyan'ero New Version toiri hochhe.


Ki byapar? Jaana gyalo je Sapto-Aschorjyo taar status khuiyechhe.Aabar shuru hobe kochlani- "Kara notun Sapto Aschorjyo?" ta niye!Byparta ruddhoswash!Opinion poll, SMS, Email sob mile Gano-Idol'er samosto moshla mojut!Dukkho ektai..Statue of Liberty TV screen'e komor mochkate parbe na..Gizah'r pyramid muscle fuliye shur bhanjte parbe na!



Vote diye Sapto-aschorjyo bechhe neoa? Sune para'r BotkuDa sanghatik uttejito..."Aaibbas..tai naaki!Achha, Alimuddin ke nominate kora jay na? Lenin Kasam, Vote'e jeta niye to kono tension nei...."! Nomination sob thik hoye gyachhe sune ekkebare dom'e gechhilo BotukDa! Tarpor jakhon janalum je Moscow'r Kremlin palace'o sapto aschorjyer dour'e achhe takhon ek set paan'er chhop-wala laal daant sajiye dilo(Laal Hashi!!).



Dour'e Bharot'o achhe!Sona jachhe naki Taaj Mohol ei race e poyla nombor Ghod(r)a! Jaago public jaago! SMS-Emali'e entaar vote thuk'e Taj Mohol ke jetan...aaj ami bollum..du ek din'er modhyei Sorkar-Bahadur khod math'e naamte cholechhen..Public ke Taj-tonic'er dose gelate.Shah Jahan tumi Champion! Proja jutaano, harem-baaji chaliyeo emon ekta Marbel Marvel khara korle je aaj'o Bangali dampotyo chaandni raat'e Taaj na dekhe chumu khete sikhlona! Haaja'r manush er rakto chhoya oi saada mohol ta je kon opurbo mayaajaal'e aajo manush'er mon'er shupto romance'e katukutu diye cholechhe... ke jaane!







Punoscho: 07/07/07 tarikh'e foysala,tar aage Deshprem chhoriye din jire-foron'er moto; Taaj Baaji suru korte eikhane unki-jhnuki marte paren www.n7w.com 'e.

Tomake Dekhchhi College Street'er Mor'e

College Street ke jatoi The Couch of Bong-Intellegntsia
bole chalano hok, ei jayga'tir moto Cosmopolitan mejaaj
bhu-bharote paoa mushkil!Karon ektai- Boi, Boi,
Boi...sada-kalo'y samosto jagot-somuddur!Haajar desh'er,
lokhyo manush'er gandho makha koti-koti boi! Shei biliti
probaad'ti jodi manen..A Book Is Your Best Friend...tahole
biswas korun emon Bandhob-purno sthaan bhu-bharot'e nei.

Coffee House, University hall, Presidency College, Hair
Saheb'er School,College Square aar saari saari Boi'er
dokan raastar du-paash jure..College Street'er sob cheye
daabimoy angshoti holo ekhankar purono boi'er dokaangulo!
Bisesh kore aamar moto rojgaar-hin boi-bajaaru chhatro
hole taer peten je College Street'er purono boi'er jhaanpi
haatre dekhle magoj'er ghilu spark korbei!Jol'er dor'e Gem
chaile najor rakhte hoto footpaath'e majhe-majhe aniomito
jara boi stup kore niye boshto. Sekhane purono
ponjika,telephone directory theke Kafka,Hemmingway sob
milbe!Sudhu dhoirjyo dhore khunjte hobe. Kono nirdishto
boi khunjle, ei beoarish boi'er stupe khure ta paoa
mushkil. EKhane ashol moja holo je ekmon'e boi ghat'te
ghat'te achomka aapni peye jete paren kono masterpiece.
Hemmingway'r Old Man And The Sea ami gato bachhor
pocketostho korechhilam matro 5 taka'y!Purono boi'er arekta
mosto akhra hochhe Calcutta University'r paash diye je
raasta ti Central Avenue theke eshe College Street'e
mischhe.

Robibar sokaal'e jakhon gota College Street bandho..takhon
footpath'e ek dol boi-wala boshen purono boi bikri
korte..somoy thakle ei khaan'e book-hunting ek oshadharon
obhiggyota! Tobe ei purono boi kenar moja tarai upobhog
korte paren jara dor-koshakoshi te gold medalist.

Tobe college street sudhu boi'e noy..achhe mejaaj'e-

Tram'er ghor-ghor..

Bhir Bus'er gongani...

"Didi, ki boi khujchhen?..Dada..eidike asun.." kore boi-wala'der haakdaak....

Coffee House'er adda...

College Square'er prem...

Footpath'e Chay'er dokaan..

Addyi-jug'er Delkhusha Restaurant...

Pramount'er Sharbot....

Little Magazine'er Stall.....

Poster-Deoal Likhon.......

Meeting-Michhil.....

Aar mor'e dariye adda deoa university-ferot chhele-meye'r
dol...jader dyakha matroi hingshro smriti cardiac mochor
debei..

College street'er nadi bujhte hayto besh kichhu agochhalo
bikel lege jay ! Kromosho guro guro smriti chhoriye jaabe
magoj er anache-kaanache! College Street'e jodi ekshomoy
aapnar kono somoy ana-gona theke thake tahole bujhben je
ekmaatro Prothom premikaa'r haat'er talur sparsho chhara,
College Street'er moto Nostalgic shurshuri bodh hoy aar dwitioti
nei!