Singur Katha

Gota prithibitai kromosho highly suspicious trajectory te chole jachhe! Subroto Mohun Bagani'der haat'e chor khachhen(dhonnyi Moydan), Pujabarshiki Anondomela theke Pandob Goenda hapish hoye gyachhe, Delkhusha'r Fish Fry'er sei elegance hyenchre jachhe aar onnyodike Karat-Mamota'r jugalbondi te turki nach'chhe public!

Eitto sedin," Dekhi kon byatay folay Nuclear Deal" gochher He-Man attitude niye Karat Saheb Monmohon ke dumre rekhechhilen. "Energy Crisis" aar " Oil Crunch" naamok duto baagha chabuk guli ke sref Kyanch-kola dekhiye Karat-Saheb jebhabe 'logical' dnaat kirmir chalachhilen je Birddho PM, thuri Prodhaan Montri, nijer Economics-Brain taala chaabi diye hoyto daari chherar kotha bhaabte suru korechhilen. Aboseshe Political dhostadhosti'te UPA totha Nuclear Hope tike gyalo, oboshyoi hook'er songe crook'o proyojon hocyechhe!

Kendro theke rajye aashun, mash-khaanek er maathay sei ek'i khel; sudhu player paalte gyachhe. Karat'er jaaygay ebaar koraat haat'e local Agni-Konya aar bekub bonar daitwe ebaar Karat'eri commrade Buddhobaabu! Ei jonnyei boli highly suspicious trajectory te cholchhe sob kichhu!

400 acre Jomi ferot chaai, chaai to chaai! Kicchu sunbo na, bujhbo na, maanbo na! Chaalao Dhorna! Sahoj kichhu koutohol:

1. Protibaad'er momentum urdhomukhi ekhon keno jakhon Factory pray protisthito Nano'r Octobor'e tuki deoaar kotha?

2. Kon Economic Analysis bole je bartomaan khoti tukur tulonaay bhobishyot'e Nano Factory'r Arthonoitik uposthiti Banglar jonnye bohu gun beshi hobe na?(Economics'er kyanthay aagun!!)

3. MamotaDebi, please, please bhaabun; poristhiti'r daabi ki Tata'er theke jomi chhiniye Nano'r Bangla bhobishyot biporjosto kora naaki Rajoy-Sorkaar ke kon-thaasha kore upojukto khotipuron jogaar kora onicchuk jomi-haara der jonnye?

4. Proshno sudhu Nano'r noy, onnyo bohu Investment ki ei daamadol'e ghyachang-fu hoye jachhe na?

5. Ei proshno Daan-Baam sobbai ke? Etto biplob to aanlen, achomkaa ekta revolution'e Dhorna byaparti ke outdated kore deoa jaayna? Eto Rajnoitik taanaporen chole, DHORNA'er kono substitute market e chharte parlen na?

Ahem...Any Long Term Socio-economic benifit has to be accompanied by some short-term Social Cost. Tuke dilum ektu Engriji, Sahebiaanay besh ekta iye aachhe jaai bolun!

Aaj dupur'e ayesh kore notun kena Tata Indicom Data Card guje diye Internet ghaatchhilum! Emon somoy parar Goja Da pile chomke diye paashe eshe porlo! Goja Da ghor dhorna-ponthi,ghor Tata Birodhi! Bola nei, kaoa nei achomkaa ghotang kore amaar Tata'r Data Card ta nirmom bhaabe hinchre khule nilo! Ami tyna-fno kortei chup korie diyw bolle : " Demand na meta porjonto Krishee-jomi'i hok ba e-jomi, kotthao entry debo na"!

Gold O Gun

Belaa doshtay sobe mon diye Toothbrush ta ke neem-dnaaton'er moto use korbaar chesta korchhi! Emon somoy Mejdaar kolje vibrate kora hoonkaar'e concentration khichuri hoye gyalo; "Ei bhor-dupur'e ghum theke otha holo Sir'er.Dinosaur kothakaar"

Bojho! Belaa Doshta kina Bhor-Dupur! AM to PM'er concept ei bayosh'e pnechiye dichhe. Tachhara deri kore ghum theke othaar saathe Dinosaur'er abaar ki samporko. Kon Paleontologist bolechhe je Dinosaur jaat-aalshe! Mejdaa ke ektu logic jhaarbo bole jeina ghaar ghuriyechhi omni gelum bhebre. Mejda'r haat'e jhokjhoke notun paakhi-maara Air Gun. Ki sanghaatik! Mejo-boudi'r baap'er baari gora boshtum, mejdar chicken gela sozhyo korleo Air Gun diye Paakhi Maara je bordaasto hobe na seta obvious. Air Gun boomerang na hoye jaay.

Gola naamiye jiggesh korlum: " Ki byapar, ei bayosh'e Air Gun chaalabar sokh holo je baro?"

Mejda haashlo, " Idiot, eta aamaar jonnye noy, Chiku'r jonnye"
Chiku Mejdaa'r chhele. Jaake bole cent percent khatornaak. Paraa'r lok'er mundu chebaano or hobby- daanpite to the power infinity! Eheno chheler haat'e Air Gun? Eto soja-sapata terrorism ke nemontonno kore aana. Se kotha Mejda ke jaanatei Mejda ekta maapa hashi kheliye diye bollo " Se kotha ki aar bhabini re Gaadha, tobe eita Chiku'er entertainment'er jonnye noy, career'er
jonnye"

-" Career maane?" Ami aaro ghabre gelam,Mejda chhele ke cricketer banabar jonnye bistor kath-khor poray taa jaani. Jodio Mejo-Boudi chhele ke MBA baaniyei chharbe;Chikur porashona niye Boudi jaake bole ishot sentimental; kajei cricket-tricket bisesh patta-tatta paay na. Tahole aajkaal Jim Corbett pore porei ki Mejdaa Chiku ke Shikaari banabar plan korchhe? Mejoboudi
jaanle 3 din Mejdaa'r barite khaaoa jutbe na.

-" Ahha, tui bol na, aajkaal sob theke hot career kon dike?" Mejda bollo.

-" IIT, IIM type kichhu te" matha chulke bollam, takhono career aar air-gun correlate korte parchhi na

-" Uff, tui jaanish tui ki? Koopomonduk!!Widen your horizon Pocha!Tui to jaanis amaar kachhe Career of all Careers hochhe Sports,seibaar thyang ta fracture na hole eto din'e aami accountant noi, India'r sera Wicket-keeper batsman hotam aar toder oi Dhoni boshe thaakto Jhaarkhand'e ! Tobe aajkaal Fame-glory-success sobkichhur best combination kon khelay jaanish? Shooting'e .Aar amaar ki mone hoy jaanis, Bharotioder ekta natural knack achhe shooting'e bujhli. Noyto bhaab, ei pet-rogaa'der desh'e Rathore aar ei Abhinab chhokrar back to back Olympic medal? Aaar eibaar to jaake bole direct gold!Ki honour bhaab to! TV'te or baap'er interview dekhlum-
ahaa, ki inspiring!Plus ei field'e competition taao kom"

-" Taai bole Air-Gun?" amaar takhon matha ghurchhe!

-" Aarey Baba, shooting'er proti Chiku'r ekta attachment toiri korte hobe to alpo bayosh theke. Aaj dilum Air-Gun, erpor I will guide him to National Defence Academy, oi background ta kaaje laagbe. Tarpor Training. Tarpor State theke National hoye Olympic..uff bhabtei gaaye knaata dyay", Mejda takhon jaake bhalo banglay bole apluto!

-"Tai bole Shooting'er chakkore Porashonay faaki dile kintu Mejoboudi sudhu Chiku'ke petabe na. Boudi sobsomoy bole destroy all sources of ashkaara to Chiku", Aami final warning dilum.

-" Tor Boudi ke manage kore tobei na Air Gun ta kinlum", Mejda'r mukhe takhon Buddh'er haashi, " oke bujhiyechhi je je ekta Olympic sonar medel'e 80 bhori sona thaake, byass..oi dose'ei chitpaat!"

Bojho!!

Muhurto'ra

Kichhu muhurte oshaar hote ichhe kore!

Seet'er thokthoke raat,Ghum-hin aloshye lep'er tolaay bhir kore aasha muhurto ra..shoisob, Maa'er anchol, Holud Deoaal'er School Ghor, Sei duto chokh; bhalobaasha'er, paaglamor, prem'er, kanna'er!

Ek khaabla Songsaar'e lyaptalyepti modhyobitwo shorir taar pnajorer kono faake fik kore heshe otha sei aluthaalu haashi-koishor-prem...Prothom sei Chithi; Boi'er bhnaake jaro kora hingsro samosto Protisruti!

Bhir kore aashe Para'r shei mela,aalo aalo laal neel sobuj sobuj jholmol! Pashaa-Paashi ghyasha ghyeshi Nagordolar damok, Agun sparsho sur: Tar kachhe aasha! Haat khaamche dhora'er ekraash daabi. Achomka chholchhol e chokher konay abishkaar: arrey- eitto amaar ektukro prithibi! Amaar, Amaaar, Amaar, Amaar!

Somoy-Bhugol koisher'er porimaap bojhe na! Taar chhimchham haariye jaaoa! Sudhu chhorano chhetano Muhurtora; ja chhuye oshar hote ichhe kore. Muhurtora....aarey..seo to Amaar....Amaar..Amaar...Amaar!

Hotaath aagun hoye otha daabi; sei muhurto gulo je amaar! Samosto jaak bheshe ; Mrito koishor'er dibbi; sparsho-hin daabira aajo bhison bhaabe jibito!

Achomka Telephone 'er tuti tipe dhoraa!Ghum joraano sei golaa, aajo bheja ghaash makhmole!

- Hello...ke?

-Aami

-Oh tui, bhalo achhis?

- Bhison, tui?

- Bhalo, ta ei ashomoye phone?

- Birokto?

- Tor ki mone hoy?

- Bhishon seet porechhe, na re?

- Tor Chakri kemon cholchhe?

- Tor Songsar kirokom guchhali?

- Dwiptesh, Sunetra kemon achhe?

- Mone pore sei Chemistry tuituon er kotha?

- Tui ekhono bela 12'tay ghum theke uthis?

Proshno; Proshno; Proshno; Obantor jhor!

Muhurtura chupchaap bneche, sudhu Somoy ek tukro sabdo'er odhikaar khamche kere niye chole gyachhe : "Bhalobaashi"

Pita-Putro

Raat 2'to, Maajh December! Porer din porikkha; je se porikkha noy ekkebare anko! Half yearly te golla jutechhe anko'te! Final'e jhyamela korlei kyelo. Sob kichhui chole kinntu anko saamne elei samosto joga-khichuri hoye jaay; pet gur-gur, hash-fash situation!

Nemontonnyo bari'te niramish theke first ball'e bowled hoya projontyo sob kichhui sozhyo hoy; khaali pakostholi te jot paakiye jaay jakhon anko'e fail korar khabor niye pitaar saamne giye nyeku Baloram sheje daraate hoy!Mone pore gyalo gato baar result berobaar por baari fera!

"Failed In Mathematics? Outrageous! Bhabaa jaay? Amaar chhele anko'e fail? Twenty three out of hundred? Tumi jaano tomaar bangsho ghaatle at least half-dozen university level mathematics'e gold medal paaoa jaabe? Aar tumi School level maths e bhirmi khachho? Tumi jaano tumi ki? Tumi ekti Genetic Embarassment!Tumi ekti thyang-less ghora!Ghiloo-hin
cranium!"

Abaar shei anko porikkha...abaar sei fail er bhoy..aar tarpor Pitaa'r hoonkaar: "Tumi Ekti Genetic Embarassment"!Jato raat barchhe..tato Chokh'er saamne samosto Sin Cos jyot paakiye jachhe..Emon somoy dorjay thok-thok sabdo.Uthe giye dorja khule dekhi Pitaa..gaaye-maathay shawl jorano, haath'e aadh boja Gitobitaan! Bhaablum boli'r aage Paatha'r gordaan'er flexibility check korte esechhen.

Jigges korlum: "Eto raatre tumi, ki byapar Baba?"

Pita: "Ghum aschhilo na..bhaablaam tor porikkha..tui o jege, khoj nite elaam, kaal kon paper?"

Aami: "Iye..maane..Anko.."

Pita: "Mathematics? Kuchh paroa nei..tor anko'e knack achhe aami jaani"

Aami ei kotha sune porlum akaash theke, Pitaa ki thatta korchhen?

December er maajhraate uthe eshe? Obiswasyo mone holo!

Aami bollum: " Na maane..gatobaar Anko te fail korechhilam, ebaar khetechhi bistor tobe .."

Pita: "Marksheet e fail korechho to? So what? Nevil Cardas er shei famous quote ta sononi? Scoreboard is a Jackass..Marks proves nothing. Aami tomaay fail korbaar por keno bokechhilum jaano? Karon takhon aami sangsarik stage'r opor Pita hoye daariye address korechhilam tomaay, Aaj tomaar paashe Bondhu hoye daaraiye bolchhi; Do not shield yourself behind numbers.Come out of Scoreboard-syndrome, akaash chinte sekho, golaap-chaash sekho...tomaar modhye aaro bhalobaasha toiri haoar proyjon achhe..Ek kaaj koraa jaak..esho aamra dujone mile Gitobitaan
theke ekta gaan kori..prothom gaantai dhori kemon? Kanna haashir dol dolaano.."


Pitaa-Putro'er shei sesh ek saathe golaa melaano! Porerdin Putro jakhon Anko Porikhha'r juddhe, Pitaa takhon nischup sore gelen; Cerebral!

Ek Muhurte

Jompesh Jagojhampo, shnai shnai roshnai, naari-naavi, Scotch-Vodka-Murgi-Mutton, DJ domadom: Party All Night...gurudeb byapar maairi! Bangali chha-posha'r kopale je emon mammoth big bang jhulchhe ta ke jaanto!

Kothay shei dor-kocha mara mukhgulo, kothay shei modhyo-bitwo kyancho-knochor..hi-fi career e jhule sci-fi society te tarzanio jhnaap!Petty-patty bong background ghyachang fu!

Mom-Paalish maara degree theke; akaash byakano chaakri hoye; vodka haat'e, hill tola choti paa e Bou:
Dear God, Thank you!


Sahor'er samosto aalo sudhu dum kore nibhe jaay kono ek aluthaalu muhurte ..kaalo akaash jure sahosha bheshe othe ma'er holud maakhaa anchol aar mombaati'r moto chholchhole ek jora chokh: koishor'er,bhaalobaashar, oshaar ashwash'er!

Tomake

Balcony te boshe dekhlum aadh-khaana daana myala ek piece cheel akaashe'er ek kon'e bedhop thyabra mukho megh'er gaa'e dhakka khachhe! Haat e thakor-thakor chaa'er cup!Robibar dupur ki bhaari chaap..Faaltu byapar..koyek ghonta kaatlei Shombaar: Office, Table, Canteen, Traffic:
Dhur shaala!

Ekkhuni Canada te ek piece Dhoni-maarka bhumi-kampo hote paare, maximum dujon premik ba ek birdhhyo mara jaben ebong highway te chir: taar beshi kichhu noy! Athoba dhora jaak Srirampur station e hoi-hoi-roi-roi..neel saree jorano kaata pora laash; suicide case!
Boktobyo ei je dumrano-muchrano geographic hiseb-kiteb, amaar ei robibar'er dupur'er alishyi ek fnotao khaable nichhe na!
Born Insignificant..aami ar Robbar!

Robibaar dupur gulo chirokaali erokom endo chhilo na, Ek premika'er kantho ebong pitamoh'er fele jaaoa ekti Kaalo bhota Telephon'e rongin chhilo! Ahaaa..bayosh kaal e jodi Galibh portum.

Samosto rong sushe-chushe niye gyalo achomka ek Robibaar...Dupur....Park...Gonga'r haaoa....gachhe'er tolay nyatano shiulir moto premikra premikaa'der anchol-orna jure chhorano! Taar maajh'e tolmol du jora chokh; mukhomukhi! Haat e haat nei...buk e buk..hoteo to paarto? Shei sesh dyakha!


"Bhalo thakis"er cheye baro obhisaap bujhi aar kichhui nei.

Chole Jaaoa

Chole jaoyay sparsho achhe.
Chupchaap daariye thaakay Bhalobaasha achhe bodh hoy.

Majhe Majhei RuntuDa chupchaap daariye pore.

Shei chhottobelay dyab-dyabe chokh mele jeina dyakha ashaare megh chhera ek jhaak bok'er daana mele ure jaaoa, Chhat'er ek kone thomke dariye gechhilo chhotto Runto...sondhye periye raat...chokh jure takhono akaash mataano bok'er daana!

Koishor'er ek sondhye, para'r abchha ek goli'r mukhe mukhoukhi Bondhu- sneho bhore pith'e haat "Chollum re".
"Kothay ?" , Aschorjyo hoye jiggesh korchhilo RuntuDa
Bondhuti santo swor'e aswas diyechhilo "Biplob chaichhe gota Desh."
Ashohay RuntuDa dariyechhilo..chupchhap..chholchhol..Biplob'o aasheni, shei Bondhuti'o fereni!

Biye'er pore Didi'r chole jaaoa..sobar kanna..hoyto khushir kaana.. RuntuDa jothariti myada mere dariyechhilo ek kone...prochur bhalobaasha ar kothakaar ektu obhimaan chhuye

Sei meye'tar Bus'e uthe sahoj sundor chhonde chole jaaoa...8B Bus Stand'er ekkone RuntuDa'r boba drishti chhoriye daariye thaaka...prithibi jeno theme gechhilo..Lok-jon-Hnaak Dnaak-Dhnoa Dhulo-Kolkata chhapiye durdanto kathasticth haashi Bus'r jaanla ghyeshe! uff buk jure se ki dhopash dhopaash sabdo!Cinematic Thrill maakhiye RuntuDa Bus'er jaanla bhed kore rogaa swapnalu haath bariye dite paarto..Kintu se sudhu daariyechhilo..nispando jhokjhoke swapno takhon..


Ma chole gelen...kopaal e bhor'er surjer moto laal tip, rakto shunyo mukh, tulsi bheja chokh'er paata, dhup,dhuno, ghee, chandon kaath, dau dau aagun...Thay dariyechhilo RuntuDa..hotath bujhechhilo ek mutho akaash keu khuble niye chole gyalo...ektaana brishti..RuntuDa asohay artonaad'e bhijechhilo eklaa dariye theke...Chhad chhilo na je....



Aaj abaar RuntuDa'r dariye thaaka ebong ar ek mutho niswas Chole jaaoa'ar khela. Agochhalo Bed Room'er ekkone eka bokaa RuntuDaa dariye. Double Bed, Dressing Table, Almari, Aalna, Balcony te mele rakha saree, jorajori ek jora Baalish, aayna'y sindur'er daag; Samosto aaj RuntuDa'r dike taakiye muchki haaschhe.."Khel Khatom Commrade, Hands Up"!

Laal pere holud saree, ushko-khusko chul, thnot'er kone biplob'er sesh rakto bindoo, bhasha bhasha chokh, haat'e suit case, dorjara baire taxi! Sahoj ekta sabdo- "Chollam"!

Joubon'er bhalobasha, Jibon-Moron protisruti oi taxi'te bheshe chole jaabe! Kichhudin por hoyto sesh chinho hoye kono Court letter ure aasbe! RuntuDa jothariti daariye, chupchaap, asohay, bekoob itihaash'er moto. Chokh'er saamne sposto hoye utchhe jibon'er graph, from oasis to desert at the rate of knots!
Buk jure haahaakar "Jeona Jeona Please Jeona...tomaay chhara thakte paarbo na je"!
Bhasha betray korlo. RuntuDa chupchaap daariye dekhlo Taxi'r chole jaaoa!

Ekbaar'o chinte paarlo na praan'er maanush'tar mon'er akuti "Jete dio na,Jete dio na please jete dio na..tomaay chhara thakte paarbo na je"!