Bhoy Ebong Theism

Maajh raattir.April'er bhyapshaa garom. Protyonto Bihar'er ekti chhotto-khatto halt-marka platform. Gota platform joraa jhopaaat andhokaar, sudhu mattor jonakir tup-taap jhilik aar station-master er chhotto ghortar dhuk-puk mom-baati!

Gota chattwor'tai bilkul phaaka, station master chhara aar du ek piece lok sandeho-janok bhaabe platform'er benchi te thyebre suye. Emon jaaygay ekaa daariye thaakte bhaari nervous laagchilo. Ei Black-out maarka jaaygay achomka keu chakku dekhiye baa golaa'r tnuti khamche songe'er jinish-pattor haapish korte chaile bisesh kichhu koraar nei!Pipashaay gola kromosho shukiye aschhilo; April'er garom'e naa maajh raatir'e oi nijjhum andhokaar ke ekaa face korbaar jonnye, ke jaane.Bhitu aami borabor'er, khaanikta genetic.

Chhotobela theke jaro kora samosto juju mone jnaak bnaadchhilo.Jomaat ghupshi kaalo akaash'taar dike taakiye bhoy'er frame'ta kromosho Irrationality'r dike egochhilo. Fashionable Communism niye onek bukni ayotto kore Iswar-Biswas ke sahoj'e sideline kore raakhte perechhi, kintu bhoot/pret-aatma'er bhoy taa ke eliminate kora hoyni! Edike kromosho gramyo,sahobot-hin kono ek pret-aatma'er bhoy cardiac muscle'e chimti knatchhe, odike Raam-Raam bole je ektu sei bhoy counter korbo; Mejda'r sekhaano Communist fashion tateo baadh saadhchhe! Dhur Shaala!

Ei sob haabi-jaabi pscychic chor-thappor'e jakhon dishe-haara, takhon achomka jeno payer opor diye sorat kore ki ekta chole gyalo! Reflex Interpretation holo definitely kono bishakto bichhe ba infant-gokhro! Chokh naamiye dekhe bujhlum aalto haaoyay ure aashe kagoj'er tukro! Hnaap-chharlum kintu heart-beat sei je concord chhotaalo taa aar thaamar naam nei. Ogunti frame-bhaanga bhoy chepe dhorte suru korlo ek'er por ek. Jei train'er jonnye daariye taar aashaar takhono kono naam gandho nei.


Bhoy! Anko-heen, object-less samosto bhoy sajiye-guchhiye-jaro kore takhon ritimoto dehydrated feel korte suru korechhi..

Emon somoy Mobile tring-tronaat sobde knepe uthlo, SMS! SMS- fele aasha somoy'er, bondhu'r, bohudin por!

Se SMS'e likhechhe, " Bari'te aami ekhon ekaa, keu nei, plus power-cut! Ekei andhokaar'e bhoy, tar opor eka. Eto intense bhoy je pet pnechiye jachhe, pls call"!

Bohu dur theke aar ekjon'er bhoy paaoa khuble ber kore dilo amaar jomaa kora samosto bhoy; drop by drop! Alokkhye thaaka ek bondhu'r okaron bhoy paaoar swikarokti amaay sneho maakhiye joriye dhorlo, etaai ki Theism? Iswor-biswas? Manush matroi ki iswor-biswasi?

Phone korlum taake, "Ekaa thaakte bhoy, se ki, aamra ki aar sei chhotto'ti achhi! Tui ekhono ekaa thaakte bhoy paas? Dhur boka! Jaak, ebaar bol tor kothaa.."

Bhaan kori! Bhalobesheo!

Jade Goody, Cancer, Media O Ekti Proshno!

Jade Goody maara gelen, cancer'e. Jei Television er haat dhore Media'er jhokjhoke morok'e aasha, shei television'er saamnei nijer mrityu ke ujaar kore diye; Arthomuly'e media-bites'e saajiye raakha mrityu.Commercialisation of death? Hote paare, kintu aamra aasha-baadi. Amraa bolbo e Jade Goody'r bikrito media-hujug noy! Aamra chitkaar kore jaanabo, eita ek mrityu-protyashi maa'er sesh chesta, aapraan chesta, nijer sontan'der jonnye jiboner sesh muhurto'keo kaaje laagiye kichhu sambol jaro kore raakhar korun chesta..'mor sontaan jeno thaake doodh'e bhaat'e'!

Sudhu ekta proshno;

Media je omlaan badone Jade Goody'er mrityu saajiye dilo aam-janota'ar drawing room porjonto, ei bishom live telecast'er jonnye media ki kono koifiyot debe na? Je samosto maanush Cancer niye juddho korchhen, taader mon'e ki aaro koy'ek prostho hotaasha gnuje deoaa holo na? Lance Armstrong'er Cancer-juddho ke niye katota Media Byte khorcha hoyechhe aaj porjonto? Ondhokaar'er banijyo-karon..Commercialisation of Darkness?

Jade Goody'er mrityu niye je byabsha ki bhoyaanok akaash chhuyechhe taar jwalonto promaan hochhe ek website jaar shironaam ke baanglaay tarjoma korle daaarabe "Jade Goody kakhon maara jaaben?". Link ta ekhaane tule dite probrittwi holo na. Moral Policing'er hoye knaaduni gaaoaar proshno nei, tobe Media'er daapot e kothaay niye chollo amaader?

Ek bhoyanok drishyo maathay ghur-paak khachhe. Rong-chong'e ek poribaar Dining Table'e haashi-khooshi-kolahol niye Dinner e byasto. Pitaa chilaachhen Mutton ta ektu kom seddho, Ma ador kore sishu-putro ke bolchhen aar ektu Daal nite aar emon somoy Konnya ti jhopaat kore TV on kore jaanaale, " Jakhon takhon Jade Goody mara jaabe, hoi-hoi na kore sobai Tv'te chokh raakho...aar Ma..amaar jonnye ek glaas Pepsi please!"

Chup

Chup thaaka ti besh. Swikarokti-Raag-Birokti-Ashwas-Sneho: samosto joga-khichuri paakiye toncil'er kachhe jomaat bnaadhe;kothaa revert back kore pakostholi te phire aashe; surut kore koy-ek ounce bhaalobasha goriye chole jaay: Chup thaaka.

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Ki ekta bisri obhijog'er daay maathay niye baro ekaa hoye Teachers Room chhere final bow niye beriye gelen soisob er 'idol' Amiyo Baabu. Neel Deoaal er araal'e daariye dekhlum ek pita-moy manusher chole jaaoa!Ek raash chup thaakay koyek ta sabdo barof hoye theke gyalo; "Aapni bhool korte paren na Sir, Aamra aapnake biswas kori, bhaalobashi,eta onnyay, please jaben na. please"!

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"Tumi amaake aar aager moto bhalobaasho na", aadure golaay knui knui," sei aager moto kore aar bhaalobaasho na, ei chithigulor moto aar bhaalobaasho na!Sei aager moto kore kotha bolo na, daakle saara daao na!Tumi aar aamake bhaalobaasho na, aamake bhaalo na beshe kaake bhaalobaashchho aajkaal suni?"

Ek jora tol-tole chokh er dike dyab-dyab kore taakiye ek khaable chup kore thaaka!
Sudhu brain vibrate kore chole:"Tomakei..Tomakei bhaalobaashi"!

Mumbai Terror Attack: Oraa Ebong Aamra

Bhenge jaak sob kichhu!

Bhenge jaak!

Hoyto kaal aar ek piece Bomb blast!Kaal hoyto aamaar ar office theke fera hobe na.Gatokaal onnyo karur naam chhilo Media'y taangaano Victims List'e. Agaami kaal hoyto thaakbe amaaar!Maa bhishon knaadbe! Baba'r cerebral hobe! Khatom hoye jaabe samosto swapno.

Samosto hijibiji hoye jachhe. Samosto bhenge jaak!

Bhenge jaak!


Aamra, Aamra jantronay; ghrinaa,raag! Aar aghaat'e malom noy! Ebaar sfulingo chhutuk!

Mumbaai'eer atonkobaadi aakromon! Prochur rakto, chokher jol bheshe gyachhe! Onek bhasha, khabor , agun, obiswaas, atonko, ghrinaa...shihoron shirdaara chhuye ghure beriyechhe! Media byte sushe byabshaa'o hoyechhe!

2 bachhorer ek ihudi shishu'r sodyo onaath prithibi chenaa, Sabina Saikiaa'r haariye jaaoa aar taar dui shishu'r hahakaar, Hemant Karkare'er moto nirbhik bhumi-putro'r haariye jaaaoa ebong aaro sahosro hritpindo khuble neoaa muhurto'ra! Aar mohaakaal'er opor agaami kaal'er daay chaapano noy, ebaar aamra daay nite chaai!

Ek soptaho aageo bhaabtum Patriotism kromosho outdated hoye jaabe. Aaar noy.
Eibaar amaader protibaad, amaader...Mumbai noy, Ahmedabad noy, Delhi noy...Amaader.. Bharot'er..Bharotiyo'der juddho!

Ekbaar AAMADER aagun samosto andhokaar dhuye dik.


Keno Prodhan Montri aar Birodhi Netaa ek saathe Mumbaai jete paarlen na? Ek saathe Juddho ghoshona korte paarlen na?

Keno Raaj Thakrey andho hoye thaken jakhon NSG/Anti-Terror Squad'er 'uttor-bharotiyo' ba 'purbo-bharotiyo' nirbhik Jawan'ra nijeder praan pon rekhe Mumbai ke atonko mukto korte jhaapiye poren?


Keno Pakistani Bidesh Montri taar sahebi uchharone'er engriji'te jhokjhoke plastic'e mora 'paashe achhi' aswas chhure dyan? ( Protibeshi ghaar'e dosh chaapiye chilekothar ghore chhitkini tule ghumono'r policy te amaar biswas nei, kintu ekhon kodaal ke kodaal bolaar somoy; to call a spade a spade)!


Aar Jehaad? Kashmir? Aoshaay manush'er kannyay? Sishu'r rokte? Allah oder khoma korben?


Onek kichhu bolar chhilo, onek chitkaar koraar chhilo! Kintu samosto hijibiji hoye jachhe! Samosto bhenge jaak!

Bhenge jaak!


Chhobi: NDTV

Ghumou Baaundoole Ghumou Ebaar

"You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you ,leaving a part of yourself behind."

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Putro takhon school-mukhi! Pitaa'r hoonkaar, "Bangali Lords's e century korchhe,edike ei tui..Bubai..ekhono Geometry spelling'e eshe mochke jaash, Shame!"

Kichhudin'er maatha'y Pitaa'r self-analysis, " Trent Bridge'e e century, bujhli Bubai, kichhudin'er jonnye tike gyalo bodh hoy test team'e! Joy Ma! Ei bright start'er por survive na korte paarle..jaake bole calamitic hobe"

"Bilet'e century, Bangal Byata'r tyej dekhechho?", Pita apluto hole tui chhere tumi'te neme aashen.

"Aalu Posto favourite, tobe ki Bangaal noy, ayaa?" Pita sceptic.




Bhor byala knacha ghoom choor-maar kore se ki durdaanto jhaankuni,"Chheleta ekaa haat'e national flag carry korchhe, Pakistan'ke ekaa haate kopche dile, Fourth man of the match in a series, aar tui ghumachhis, diabolical callousness, I am petrified", Pita uttejonay nirghum ek
soptaho!

"One Day Format'e sudhu survive korbo na, Rule korbo, Challenge, Challenge, Give me more", Pitaa unplugged!

Safolyo!
Ek Din'e!
5 Din'e!
Itihaash, Rupkotha, Bhalobaasha!

Putro takhon College,Union, Michhil! Pitaa'r swagokti, " Bangali by degrees menimukho hoye cholechhe, Leadership koi? Oi achhe ekjon, je Lords'er balcony te Shirt nachiye Saheb'der naak'e blade ghoshtate paare! Bravo, byata-chhele aaro flourish korto ei nyata-maara Bong-somaj'e na theke Sat Sri Akaal Punjabi ba at least enterprenurial Gujrati background'e thrive korto!" Boktobyo je ke nidarun reality-thappor ta ter peyechhi Nano-marka lyengi kheye!


Tarpor bohu jhor!

Jhaapta!

Apobaad!


"Kuchh paroa nahi, we'll come back, sob allegation cover drive'e suiye debo", Pita'r counter-hoonkaar!

Come back'o holo.

Itihaash! Rupkotha! Bhalobaasha!

Putro takhon Chakri'r interview te ek'er por ek jaake bole swing and miss. Biddhosto, jirno! Pitaa'r haat neme aashe kaandh'e, aalto kore, " Patience, patience, Bubai..patience! Oi manush'tar theke sekh; eto bnaadha, eto aanchre deoaa dnaat-nokh! Ek innings failure, ekta bhool shot maane samosto swapno khoon, sei abosthay daariye ki bhaabe half-century korlo dekhli South Africa'r oi khoon'e pitch'e? Aar tui aar ekta interview face korte giye knaapchhis? Come on commrade, buck up! This is life, soja bat'er kono substitute nei"

Taarpor safolyo!
Ek din'e!
5 din'e!

Itihaash, rupkotha, bhalobaasha!

Tobuo jhor!

Jhaapta!

Apobaad!


Samosto aagun chhuye, sparsho kore, joriye dhore eibaar chole jaaoa!

Pita ekhon Bardhokye, Easy Chair'e uneasy ekti shorir bisesh!
" Retirement? Fighters dont retire, tobe bodh hoy judhho sesh", bagaan'e nijer haat'e laagano golap gachh'er phool chhuye santo swagokti, " My final century, my final series"!

Singur Katha

Gota prithibitai kromosho highly suspicious trajectory te chole jachhe! Subroto Mohun Bagani'der haat'e chor khachhen(dhonnyi Moydan), Pujabarshiki Anondomela theke Pandob Goenda hapish hoye gyachhe, Delkhusha'r Fish Fry'er sei elegance hyenchre jachhe aar onnyodike Karat-Mamota'r jugalbondi te turki nach'chhe public!

Eitto sedin," Dekhi kon byatay folay Nuclear Deal" gochher He-Man attitude niye Karat Saheb Monmohon ke dumre rekhechhilen. "Energy Crisis" aar " Oil Crunch" naamok duto baagha chabuk guli ke sref Kyanch-kola dekhiye Karat-Saheb jebhabe 'logical' dnaat kirmir chalachhilen je Birddho PM, thuri Prodhaan Montri, nijer Economics-Brain taala chaabi diye hoyto daari chherar kotha bhaabte suru korechhilen. Aboseshe Political dhostadhosti'te UPA totha Nuclear Hope tike gyalo, oboshyoi hook'er songe crook'o proyojon hocyechhe!

Kendro theke rajye aashun, mash-khaanek er maathay sei ek'i khel; sudhu player paalte gyachhe. Karat'er jaaygay ebaar koraat haat'e local Agni-Konya aar bekub bonar daitwe ebaar Karat'eri commrade Buddhobaabu! Ei jonnyei boli highly suspicious trajectory te cholchhe sob kichhu!

400 acre Jomi ferot chaai, chaai to chaai! Kicchu sunbo na, bujhbo na, maanbo na! Chaalao Dhorna! Sahoj kichhu koutohol:

1. Protibaad'er momentum urdhomukhi ekhon keno jakhon Factory pray protisthito Nano'r Octobor'e tuki deoaar kotha?

2. Kon Economic Analysis bole je bartomaan khoti tukur tulonaay bhobishyot'e Nano Factory'r Arthonoitik uposthiti Banglar jonnye bohu gun beshi hobe na?(Economics'er kyanthay aagun!!)

3. MamotaDebi, please, please bhaabun; poristhiti'r daabi ki Tata'er theke jomi chhiniye Nano'r Bangla bhobishyot biporjosto kora naaki Rajoy-Sorkaar ke kon-thaasha kore upojukto khotipuron jogaar kora onicchuk jomi-haara der jonnye?

4. Proshno sudhu Nano'r noy, onnyo bohu Investment ki ei daamadol'e ghyachang-fu hoye jachhe na?

5. Ei proshno Daan-Baam sobbai ke? Etto biplob to aanlen, achomkaa ekta revolution'e Dhorna byaparti ke outdated kore deoa jaayna? Eto Rajnoitik taanaporen chole, DHORNA'er kono substitute market e chharte parlen na?

Ahem...Any Long Term Socio-economic benifit has to be accompanied by some short-term Social Cost. Tuke dilum ektu Engriji, Sahebiaanay besh ekta iye aachhe jaai bolun!

Aaj dupur'e ayesh kore notun kena Tata Indicom Data Card guje diye Internet ghaatchhilum! Emon somoy parar Goja Da pile chomke diye paashe eshe porlo! Goja Da ghor dhorna-ponthi,ghor Tata Birodhi! Bola nei, kaoa nei achomkaa ghotang kore amaar Tata'r Data Card ta nirmom bhaabe hinchre khule nilo! Ami tyna-fno kortei chup korie diyw bolle : " Demand na meta porjonto Krishee-jomi'i hok ba e-jomi, kotthao entry debo na"!

Gold O Gun

Belaa doshtay sobe mon diye Toothbrush ta ke neem-dnaaton'er moto use korbaar chesta korchhi! Emon somoy Mejdaar kolje vibrate kora hoonkaar'e concentration khichuri hoye gyalo; "Ei bhor-dupur'e ghum theke otha holo Sir'er.Dinosaur kothakaar"

Bojho! Belaa Doshta kina Bhor-Dupur! AM to PM'er concept ei bayosh'e pnechiye dichhe. Tachhara deri kore ghum theke othaar saathe Dinosaur'er abaar ki samporko. Kon Paleontologist bolechhe je Dinosaur jaat-aalshe! Mejdaa ke ektu logic jhaarbo bole jeina ghaar ghuriyechhi omni gelum bhebre. Mejda'r haat'e jhokjhoke notun paakhi-maara Air Gun. Ki sanghaatik! Mejo-boudi'r baap'er baari gora boshtum, mejdar chicken gela sozhyo korleo Air Gun diye Paakhi Maara je bordaasto hobe na seta obvious. Air Gun boomerang na hoye jaay.

Gola naamiye jiggesh korlum: " Ki byapar, ei bayosh'e Air Gun chaalabar sokh holo je baro?"

Mejda haashlo, " Idiot, eta aamaar jonnye noy, Chiku'r jonnye"
Chiku Mejdaa'r chhele. Jaake bole cent percent khatornaak. Paraa'r lok'er mundu chebaano or hobby- daanpite to the power infinity! Eheno chheler haat'e Air Gun? Eto soja-sapata terrorism ke nemontonno kore aana. Se kotha Mejda ke jaanatei Mejda ekta maapa hashi kheliye diye bollo " Se kotha ki aar bhabini re Gaadha, tobe eita Chiku'er entertainment'er jonnye noy, career'er
jonnye"

-" Career maane?" Ami aaro ghabre gelam,Mejda chhele ke cricketer banabar jonnye bistor kath-khor poray taa jaani. Jodio Mejo-Boudi chhele ke MBA baaniyei chharbe;Chikur porashona niye Boudi jaake bole ishot sentimental; kajei cricket-tricket bisesh patta-tatta paay na. Tahole aajkaal Jim Corbett pore porei ki Mejdaa Chiku ke Shikaari banabar plan korchhe? Mejoboudi
jaanle 3 din Mejdaa'r barite khaaoa jutbe na.

-" Ahha, tui bol na, aajkaal sob theke hot career kon dike?" Mejda bollo.

-" IIT, IIM type kichhu te" matha chulke bollam, takhono career aar air-gun correlate korte parchhi na

-" Uff, tui jaanish tui ki? Koopomonduk!!Widen your horizon Pocha!Tui to jaanis amaar kachhe Career of all Careers hochhe Sports,seibaar thyang ta fracture na hole eto din'e aami accountant noi, India'r sera Wicket-keeper batsman hotam aar toder oi Dhoni boshe thaakto Jhaarkhand'e ! Tobe aajkaal Fame-glory-success sobkichhur best combination kon khelay jaanish? Shooting'e .Aar amaar ki mone hoy jaanis, Bharotioder ekta natural knack achhe shooting'e bujhli. Noyto bhaab, ei pet-rogaa'der desh'e Rathore aar ei Abhinab chhokrar back to back Olympic medal? Aaar eibaar to jaake bole direct gold!Ki honour bhaab to! TV'te or baap'er interview dekhlum-
ahaa, ki inspiring!Plus ei field'e competition taao kom"

-" Taai bole Air-Gun?" amaar takhon matha ghurchhe!

-" Aarey Baba, shooting'er proti Chiku'r ekta attachment toiri korte hobe to alpo bayosh theke. Aaj dilum Air-Gun, erpor I will guide him to National Defence Academy, oi background ta kaaje laagbe. Tarpor Training. Tarpor State theke National hoye Olympic..uff bhabtei gaaye knaata dyay", Mejda takhon jaake bhalo banglay bole apluto!

-"Tai bole Shooting'er chakkore Porashonay faaki dile kintu Mejoboudi sudhu Chiku'ke petabe na. Boudi sobsomoy bole destroy all sources of ashkaara to Chiku", Aami final warning dilum.

-" Tor Boudi ke manage kore tobei na Air Gun ta kinlum", Mejda'r mukhe takhon Buddh'er haashi, " oke bujhiyechhi je je ekta Olympic sonar medel'e 80 bhori sona thaake, byass..oi dose'ei chitpaat!"

Bojho!!